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Desi Aunty
Hindi Stories
Travel Story
Sex Story
Meri Kahani
Savita Bhabhi

Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?

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Nahi pata ..?

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Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna ..

Pata chal jayega …

Agar Naak pe chad jau
Kaan pakad kar tumhe padau
Btao kya?

Ans: Chasma

I've been hearing since my childhood: We are social animals.

But ever since I joined Social Media, I keep hearing - You're anti-social!

18+

Why do we say - Pyaar Mein Gir Gya (fall in love)?
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Because if we say "Pyaar Mein Khada Ho Gya" toh double-meaning ho Jayega!

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.” 

If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

बंता संता से :ओए  संता,तुझे कभी प्यार हुआ है ?
संता :हाँ यार ,पर वो मान ही नहीं रही है 
बंता:क्यों ,क्या बोलती है ?
संता:कहती है “I Love You 2 “…………पता नहीं ये दूसरा कौन है ?

Har Dhadkan mein ek Raaz hota hain,
Har baat ko batane ka ek Andaz hota h
Jab tak Thokar na lage Bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne Pyar par Naaz hota h

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Jija Sali
Viral Stories
Manohar Kahaniya

Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert

suddenly, out of nowhere,

they see a huge sandstorm coming…

santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!

ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?

Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon…

Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing…

CID

Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,



Dekihye zara



Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,





















Dicky Kholke bola ACP,

“Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hain”

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i'm scared 2 lose u!

Q: Here is the question, what you cannot eat for breakfast in the morning?


A: No doubt, Dinner!!

Agar Aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…

Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal

Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi...

Devta ka mandir

Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.

Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!

सरदार जी  पेट के बल नंगे लेते हुए थे ,पीछे से एक लड़की आई और सरदार जी के पिछवाड़े पर तबला बजाने लगी 
 
सरदार : ये क्या कर रही हो ?
 
लड़की : तबला बजा रही हूँ
 
सरदार सीधा हो कर लेट गया और बोला:चल अब बाँसुरी भी बजा दे

Sex Karo Daily, Jab Aapki Girlfriend Ho Akeli;
Na Ho Aapki Girlfriend Toh Ragdo Uski Saheli;
Aur Aggar Na Mile Saheli, Tu Zindabad Hatheli;
Jawaani Yunhi Nikal Jayegi, Isse Enjoy Karo Daily!

Banta

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi…
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener (Obviously, this Joke is old, as Tendulkar is already retired :-) )